crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
emilianadarling:

deanobanion:


"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

(x)

HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

emilianadarling:

deanobanion:

"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

(x)

HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

avatardedpotterhead:

knowledgetrollop:

this is literally the most beautiful love story my god

i aspire to have this marriage
avatardedpotterhead:

knowledgetrollop:

this is literally the most beautiful love story my god

i aspire to have this marriage
avatardedpotterhead:

knowledgetrollop:

this is literally the most beautiful love story my god

i aspire to have this marriage
avatardedpotterhead:

knowledgetrollop:

this is literally the most beautiful love story my god

i aspire to have this marriage
avatardedpotterhead:

knowledgetrollop:

this is literally the most beautiful love story my god

i aspire to have this marriage
avatardedpotterhead:

knowledgetrollop:

this is literally the most beautiful love story my god

i aspire to have this marriage
avatardedpotterhead:

knowledgetrollop:

this is literally the most beautiful love story my god

i aspire to have this marriage
avatardedpotterhead:

knowledgetrollop:

this is literally the most beautiful love story my god

i aspire to have this marriage

avatardedpotterhead:

knowledgetrollop:

this is literally the most beautiful love story my god

i aspire to have this marriage

(Source: sandandglass)

(Source: skyphoi)

hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish
hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

"I hope
you never
regret me."
— 5:00 p.m. (Please don’t ever think of me as a mistake)

(Source: angryasianfeminist)

bucketofpeaches:

Asexuals don’t fuck around.

stridersgeorg:

jolyneshepard:

dad-rock-davos:

unexplained-events:

In Seattle, Washington, an aged and allegedly “haunted” coke machine has been in the same spot for over fifteen years, but despite its outward appearance the machine is fully functional. In fact, the machine has always worked. Some of the drinks it dispenses are normal Coke products, but some are products that are no longer on the market and don’t exist any more. Some of the buttons are labeled as a “mystery” and give a random product when pushed. The business closest to it, a locksmith, state that they have never witnessed anyone restocking the machine at any time, No one ever has, and the mystery of it has attracted tons of people to test out the machine for themselves. It’s also pretty interesting to note that the prices for the sodas have risen over time, recently being from 55 cents to 75. I guess ghost machines have to pay the bills somehow.

I just looked it up and this is apparently real, what the hell

if this is real i’m going who’s with me


stridersgeorg:

jolyneshepard:

dad-rock-davos:

unexplained-events:

In Seattle, Washington, an aged and allegedly “haunted” coke machine has been in the same spot for over fifteen years, but despite its outward appearance the machine is fully functional. In fact, the machine has always worked. Some of the drinks it dispenses are normal Coke products, but some are products that are no longer on the market and don’t exist any more. Some of the buttons are labeled as a “mystery” and give a random product when pushed. The business closest to it, a locksmith, state that they have never witnessed anyone restocking the machine at any time, No one ever has, and the mystery of it has attracted tons of people to test out the machine for themselves. It’s also pretty interesting to note that the prices for the sodas have risen over time, recently being from 55 cents to 75. I guess ghost machines have to pay the bills somehow.

I just looked it up and this is apparently real, what the hell

if this is real i’m going who’s with me

stridersgeorg:

jolyneshepard:

dad-rock-davos:

unexplained-events:

In Seattle, Washington, an aged and allegedly “haunted” coke machine has been in the same spot for over fifteen years, but despite its outward appearance the machine is fully functional. In fact, the machine has always worked. Some of the drinks it dispenses are normal Coke products, but some are products that are no longer on the market and don’t exist any more. Some of the buttons are labeled as a “mystery” and give a random product when pushed. The business closest to it, a locksmith, state that they have never witnessed anyone restocking the machine at any time, No one ever has, and the mystery of it has attracted tons of people to test out the machine for themselves. It’s also pretty interesting to note that the prices for the sodas have risen over time, recently being from 55 cents to 75. I guess ghost machines have to pay the bills somehow.

I just looked it up and this is apparently real, what the hell

if this is real i’m going who’s with me

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

croatoan-fallen-angel:

NotWhatSherl?

NotWhatSherl

(Source: annethearcher)

abnormal-fallen-angel:

highlyfunctioningsociopathat221b:

If we didn’t have these I’d have no idea what day it is

How to tell what day it is without school.

ofamaranthlie:

I love how Lucifer and Michael exchange glances in this scene.  I imagine the conversation goes as follows:

Lucifer: “omfg are you seeing this Mike”Michael: “ikr who does this fucker think he is”Lucifer: “idek but he came to the wrong neighborhood, lets’s kick his ass bro”

 They almost seem like regular brothers here.

ofamaranthlie:

I love how Lucifer and Michael exchange glances in this scene.  I imagine the conversation goes as follows:

Lucifer: “omfg are you seeing this Mike”
Michael: “ikr who does this fucker think he is”
Lucifer: “idek but he came to the wrong neighborhood, lets’s kick his ass bro”

 They almost seem like regular brothers here.

↳CA:TWS : FAVORITE ONE-LINES

(Source: tirynsed)