"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via bl-ossomed)

The amount of times I hear this is actually unreal.
Such an accurate post hahaha.

(via lovemasquerade)

littlemisshamish:

ivyblossom:

Don’t be smart.

My favourite part of this is how apparently, at some point, one of them two of them started a sentence with something along the lines of: “Well, how about a game of Operation?”

Consider: Sherlock Holmes, who is bored by normal life and won’t get out of bed for anything less than an 8 agrees to play Operation (ages 6+) with his brother.

Sherlock and his odd commitment to board games might be one of my favourite things about this show. The seemingly-incongruous playfulness of it! The fact that Sherlock’s willing roll dice and wield tweezers just for fun; this is a man who equates fun with freshly-murdered bodies, so I kind of love that board games as also on his list. And John won’t play Cluedo with him again! The tragedy of it! John, don’t deny Sherlock his simple pleasures! Come on! Play Cluedo with him!

Maybe it’s just Cluedo John’s ruled out. Maybe they have a stack of 1970s board games hidden somewhere that they pull out regularly.

Or does Mycroft have a vintage and pristine 1965 game of Operation in his briefcase which he brandishes at key moments? Does he look at Sherlock and think, yes, he needs a round or two of a childhood board game right now. That will cheer him right up. Excellent use of our time!

Maybe that’s the unexpected thing John and Sherlock do right after the plane lands. They go back to 221b for a rousing game of Go.

The image of Mycroft having a game of Operation inside is briefcase is just too hilarious. Like what if John were there and Mycroft pulls out this briefcase and puts it on the table and was like, “You leave me no choice, little brother.” And John just sits there and swallows because what the hell does Mycroft have in that thing, is it a gun, is it a bomb, is it the queen, and Mycroft opens it and poof! It’s just Operation and John honestly couldn’t have expected that.

(Source: herrholmes)

kuntquats:

tag-redfield:

Guys check this out, I finally have enough beard to do that thing that turns you into an instant Disney villain…

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ALADDIN GIVE ME THE LAMP 

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smilingsloth:

nohetero-superpotterlock:

good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin

I. CANNOT. WAIT. FOR THIS.

GO WATCH THE TRAILER AKDJAIGKGGD!!!!

(Source: sebastianstoned)

peterandstiles:

deckthebunkers:

do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs

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(Source: my-patronus-is-a-winchester)

(Source: tinarannosaurus)

tahthetrickster:


i cant believe this
tahthetrickster:


i cant believe this
tahthetrickster:


i cant believe this
tahthetrickster:


i cant believe this

tahthetrickster:

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i cant believe this

(Source: ellendegeneres)

j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

(Source: 373326)

(Source: eatsleepcrap)

therealraewest:

daniellemaryekloc:

This is perfect.

I’m so glad he’s guarding our galaxy
therealraewest:

daniellemaryekloc:

This is perfect.

I’m so glad he’s guarding our galaxy
therealraewest:

daniellemaryekloc:

This is perfect.

I’m so glad he’s guarding our galaxy
therealraewest:

daniellemaryekloc:

This is perfect.

I’m so glad he’s guarding our galaxy
therealraewest:

daniellemaryekloc:

This is perfect.

I’m so glad he’s guarding our galaxy
therealraewest:

daniellemaryekloc:

This is perfect.

I’m so glad he’s guarding our galaxy
therealraewest:

daniellemaryekloc:

This is perfect.

I’m so glad he’s guarding our galaxy

therealraewest:

daniellemaryekloc:

This is perfect.

I’m so glad he’s guarding our galaxy

(Source: totalparksandrec)

(Source: newfluffytown)

Batman - 3.03 / 8.13 / 9.15 

(Source: jaredbottoms)

excessively-english-little-b:

jetbag:

"look at the stars, 

look how they shine for you” image

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